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13.06.2025 01:12
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
What was your experience when trying GHB?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Why is digital marketing important?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons